Her Monologue
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langsettte:

sadboy420:

me

Oh my god

langsettte:

sadboy420:

me

Oh my god

that kid with spoons on his eyes - Mmmmm
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shatt3r3dknuckles:

What the fuck.

YAS

sp00py-kitty:

thisaintascene-thisisanoutrage:

I’m going to see Rob Zombie on the opening night of Great American Nightmare in Chicago with all my haunt buddies and I got VIP holy shit I’m pissing myself

ahhh lucky! I wish I could go with you guys!

catsandcrisps:

alwaysblind:

ya’ll are reblogging this ironically but i think this is just wonderful 

LOVE HIM

librumrising:

villainfr:

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

I worked at a haunted house a few years in a row - and luckily I got a prime spot on a swing set above the crowd, but I saw a friend get her nose broken when a group shoved her into a wall, and I saw another girl being rushed through my area to the medical unit because someone got scared and punched her in the eye.
People don’t do it on purpose, but some people’s reaction to being scared is to get violent and shove and / or lash out at whatever’s scaring them. So if you’re one of those people, DON’T GO TO THE HAUNTED HOUSES, for fuck’s sake. 
Also, if you get in there and realize part-way through you’re getting out of control, just shout to the actors that you’re legitimately scared and want to leave - they will drop everything and get someone to lead you out through a side escape hatch. They would much rather take you on a little detour then get face-punched. 

Unfortunately there ARE people that deliberately go to haunted houses and stuff like that. I work at a theme park that does large scale haunted houses and open zones and ohh boy will you get hurt. Two years ago I did scaring work, and during that time I got kicked, punched, groped, pinched, grabbed, slapped, people tried to rip my mask or other parts of my costume off. I got cornered, shoved, knocked down, just. Ugh. People really have no qualms about hurting someone that can’t fight back.

Scarers are people. Keep that in mind next time you go to a haunted house and a friend thinks it’s funny to abuse the worker.

gingersofficial:

casualcissexism:

ok but now draw the other eye

Fuck you

alltimeboners:

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  • MOST
  • EMOTIONAL
  • HEARTWRENCHING
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  • I WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT
pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

sonoflilb:

they’re just oversized puppies :’)

cassbones:

ecstatic-motion:

My cat brought us a present today.  I have never seen a rabbit SO angry. 

****He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field :)

"Fuckin cat thinks I’m a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO I LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?"

coolbugs:

Pretty psyched to finally have found one of these Bad-wings (Dyspteris abortivaria) in my yard last night. Bugguide.net says the name comes from the fact that their stubby little hindwings make it really difficult to pin specimens. I think it makes them look cute .

Favorite Television Series: (as voted by my followers)
#13. Skins (2007-2013)
"Do you know what hurts most about a broken heart? Not being able to remember how you felt before… try and keep that feeling, because… if it goes… you’ll never get it back.”

reigning-darkness:

Metal albums with googly eyes
This never gets old, omfg